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Peach Farmer

A Texas Farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He
knocked on a door and a shapely 20 something lady dressed in a very
sheer negligee answered the door.

He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, "Would
you like to buy some peaches?"

She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked,"Are
they as firm as this?"
He nodded his head and said, "Yes ma'am," and a little tear
ran from his eye.

Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking,"Are they nice and pink like this?"

The farmer said, "Yes," and another tear came from the other
eye.

Then the lady unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked, "Are they as fuzzy as this?"
He again said, "Yes," and broke down crying.

The lady asked, "Why on earth are you crying?"

Drying his eyes he replied, "The drought got my corn, the
flood got my soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn and now I'm gonna get screwed out of my peaches."