[bliss]

My daughter just walked into the living room and said "Dad cancel my
allowance, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window,
take my TV, stereo, iPhone and jewelry to the charity shop. Sell my
car, take my front door key and throw me out of the house".

She didn't actually put it quite like that... what she really said was.......
"Dad this is my new boyfriend, Mohammed."
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This is truly first grade logic, I love it!



Little Susie goes home from school and tells her mom that the boys keep asking her to do cartwheels because she's very good at doing them.

Mom said : "YOU should say NO - they only want to look at your undies".

Susie said: " I know they do ... that's why I hide them in my backpack"!!