01. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP.
02. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER.
03. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY.
04. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT.
05. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER.
06. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YOUR DONG.
07. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.
08. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY.
09. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE.
10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YOUR PETER.
11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YOUR DICK.
12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT.
13. WHILE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS.
14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE.
15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER.
16. NEVER, NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER!
17. DON'T BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL.
18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION.
19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER
OIL.
20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER.
21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!