[dave from mesa]

Donald and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald was getting very amorous.

The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?"

Donald frowned and said, "No."

"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.


So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.

"Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.

The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put them on your bill?"

"Thit No!" Donald quacked, "I'll thuffocate!"