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Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.
Q: What is a Yankee?
A: The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Q: Why does a man have a hole in his penis?
A: To get some air to his brain.
Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A: The position of the dirt bag.
Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it’s worth it.

Q. What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
A: One US leader.
Q: How can you tell when a man’s had an orgasm?
A: From the snoring.
Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy (Jamo)bends over?
A: Donuts.
Q. Why is air a lot like sex?
A. Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.
Q. Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely?
A. Because Janet Reno is her real father.
Q: What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together?
A: 100 people who don’t do dick.