NAWW! Gee officer, I couldn't have been going that fast, my speedo read only 50 mph.
I was going 90?....Oh crap! I was looking at my tach. and didn't realize my speed, these damm little English cars are tricky with backward gauges and stuff.
I would really appreciate a break, wife won't be able to afford going to the mall if I get an expensive ticket.
Sign here. Yes sir.
