I cannot believe that my name is now known in a post office in America as the intended recipient of a pair of used silk panties. What will they say in the club?? And will I now be disqualified from the Honours list? I was so looking forward to becoming "sir" Wilf.
Since my local postmaster is a friend of mine with a wicked sense of humour I rather think this can only go downhill from here.
What is the correct rate of import duty for panties. Is it like engines where you have to discriminate between "small" and "large"? Since I have witnessed pictorial evidence of the fact that they fit ERA007 I guess it's 4X's?? And so a higher rate of tax??
Wilf
