[bliss]

A while back, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.
I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.

She ordered the most expensive items on the menu.
Shrimp cocktail.
Lobster Patron.
Champagne.

I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"

"No," she replied, "but my mother's not expecting a **## *#* tonight."

I said, "Would you care for dessert?"