[Turk]

Well boys... it is time to take this to to a higher level.
Our International friend indicated that he is friends with the local postmaster, who has a "wicked sense of humour", I think we need to find a way to contact this fine postmaster and get him involved in the loop.

At that point it can only get better. Wilf, you wouldn't want to give this fine gentelman my email address and ask him to contact me as soon as possible, would you?

TURK