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Old 07-13-2011, 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted by letsboogie351 View Post
Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Only used it for half an hour as I started to feel sick. It's great though. It does everything - KitKats, Mars bars, Snickers, Crisps, the lot.


Prince William says he doesn't want the traditional fruit cake at his wedding. Prince Phillip says he doesn't give a toss, he's still going.


Just $5 will buy water and food for a family in Africa. But don't let your heart rule your head. Costco are doing 4 Millers for $4.99.


The cost of living has now got so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries!


Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tippex. I woke up this morning with a huge correction
The only One I got was number 3...and it was good! lol
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