[CobraDan]

An older couple are playing in the annual golf club
championship. They are playing in a playoff hole and
the championship comes down to a 6-inch putt which
the wife has to make.

The woman is trembling as she takes her stance. Then,
she putts and... misses. They lose the match.

On the way home in the car, the woman's husband is
fuming, "I cannot believe you missed that putt! That
putt was no longer than my dick!"

The woman looks over at her husband, smiles and replies,
"Yes dear, but it was much harder!"