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Old 07-19-2011, 05:22 PM
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Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream
'racism' these days.

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the
Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The guy,clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was
Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you
ask me if I'm Polish?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in a Home Depot store".
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