[lnfletcher]

After being married for 47 years, I took a careful look at my wife one
day and said ... "47" years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car,
slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I
got to sleep every night with a hot 18-year-old girl.

Now ... I have a $500,000.00 homes, a $40,000.00 car, a nice big bed
and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It
seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
hot 18-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again
be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed
and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.