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How does it always come to this? Why does that enchanting creature that had you walking on air 10-20 years ago,turn into a soul-sucking harpy!
Most of us men are like happy go lucky dogs(are needs are simple) machines,boobs,football,and alcohol,and a place to enjoy these activities with our fellow pack of curs.
Women,have this need to strip us of joy,and turn us into lawnmowing,living room painting,go to the couch sleeping zombies.
I personally,have escaped the clutches of two of the succubuses,and live a joy fullfilled life of carbon monoxied,gun shooting,espn watching,sleazoid loving,scotch drinking,buy what i want,go where i w
ant nirvana. Recently,a friend of mine lost everything but his practice,to his exwife. To console him,we went to dinner at popular resturant often freqeunted by the divorcee set.I made a comennt about some women,that she was really attractive, His reply was "No matter how good looking they are,they are some other poor bastards nitemare"
Need i say more
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