[jagrolet]

I am not bitter,just reflective,and happy as hell now! That fairy tale is true! What is wrong with tits,engines,two wheels and a chain,firecrackers in the fireplace,and drunk chicks(finally women i can talk to.)
Save yourselves dudes,give all your money before they take your balls.
Tell me if i am not correct about this one," Your at a party,you are their with the "little woman",and all your pals are too.You and all your pals are talking about whatever,the women are roosted on the deck,and in walks somebodys recently divorced sister in law,and she is stacked and skinny,and looks like a porn star and she is all by herself"! see how long you are on your lonesome my brothers,those banshees will come off that deck,grab yor arms,and sit on you like Horton hears a who.Then the incessant cackling will begin,the caracter assasination,and just calling the poor chick a whore. Am i not right? Do not let your wives read this,sooner or later you will lose some privalige over it. And tell them ,yeah i"m a bad speller,but i do this to drive them nuts.

Why did God give women pubic hair?


To hide the hook!


The moral of the story:::::Me and the sister in law woke up naked on my balcony.