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Originally Posted by Murky781
Tin man.... OK the checkbook has ONLY my name on it, but I DO know the reality of it. LOL I'm buying my wonderful wife her own car, 1.) because she really enjoys the cobra as much as I do, 2.) She's a great driver and loves sports cars, and 3.) I know she'll probably take mine away from me if I don't get her one!
Ct is a community property state, so I'm planning on putting everything in her name, house, cars, bank accounts, etc, and that way if the worse should happen I'll just explain to the judge that I was her BOY TOY and that I should be compensated accordingly for my years of dedicated service! I'll let you know how this works out for me! Judge will probably be a woman anyway.
There's a new Barbie doll out. Divorced Barbie...come with all of Kens stuff!!!
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Hey Murky, it sounds like you have a great wife n'all, but I do think before you decide on this drastic irreversible action you at least consider the consequences of what gettin' a female judge could do to you if it ever came to that. BTW, there is no case law for any female judge granting equal assets distribution in a divorce to a
Boy Toy, thus you argument is seriously flawed. Would hate to see this happen to a fellow Cobra owner.
That said, if you do decide to throw away caution to the wind and proceed with the notion you will treated fairly consider this, you could always come to Asia, promote yourself as an American expat Boy Toy and fight off all the screaming women that will come after you throwing money in the process. There are literally thousands of high-end earning females here in China looking for Boy Toys to party with and hang on their arms. That's why American unattached expats, well err, and I guess some of the attached expats who's wifey's are Stateside, enjoy while they are here, or so I have been led to believe, ho, ho, ho.
But given your predisposition and current state of mind, it does seem you are well and truly hooked.
Boy Toy, naaw, just does not fit the image of a Cobra owner, y' gotta do something better than that. You could always consider
temporary insanity, the female judge would be more pre disposed to accepting that argument and may throw you a bone while at the same time congratulating your wife on her superior manipulative and wealth building skills.
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