[CobraDan]

A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady
recognizes him as a basketball player. They start
to talk, and eventually, go back to his place.
They start to kiss, and the man takes off his
shirt. On his arm, he has a tattoo that says
REEBOK. "What's that?" the lady questions.
"Oh, I wear this so that when I'm on TV,
people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me."
Then the man takes off his pants, and on his leg,
he has a tattoo that says NIKE. "What's that?"
the lady questions again. "Just like the Reebok
tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV.
Then the man drops his underwear and on his penis he has a tattoo that says AIDS. "You didn't tell me you had AIDS!" the lady screams.
"No, no! Calm down," the man replies. "This will
say ADIDAS in a minute.