[Dave Samson]

Joe was very depressed, and he expalined to his friend that
"I just can't get over having three balls."

"Three Balls?!?!?!? Pal, we can make a FORTUNE together!!!"

"How?" Joe asked, as a smile returned to his face.

"We'll go to a bar and bet everyone that between you and the
bartender, you have five balls. We can miss!"

"Let's do it!" Joe said.

So they went to the nearest bar and ordered a few beers.
They quickly got friendly with the crowd. Then they offered
to bet $50 with each person that between Joe and the bartender,
they had five balls."

Nearly everyone rushed over to take the bet.

But the bartender was shaking his head.

"You don't mind being part of this bet, do you?" Joe asked.

"Not at all," said the bartender. "I'm very impressed!
Up until now, I've never met anyone with four balls.
I've only got one!"