[bliss]

It 's not whether you win or lose,
but how you place the blame.

You are not drunk
if you can stand on the floor
without holding on.

We have enough youth.
How about a fountain of "smart"?

A fool and his money can throw one heck of a party.

Money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch

If at first you don't succeed
skydiving is not for you...

We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.

Red meat is not bad for you.
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

One good thing about Alzheimer's is
you get to meet new people every day.

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs.

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY

The latest survey shows that
three out of four people make
up 75% of the population.

... and the BEST!

Congressmen should
wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we can
identify their corporate sponsors.