[CobraDan]

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on
top of their car which read: "TWO PROSTITUTES---$50.00
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them
they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES "
One of the girls asked the cop, "How come you don't stop
them?
"Well, that's a little different," the cop smiled. "Their sign pertains to
religion."

So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and
drove off.

The following day found the same cop in the area when he
noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign
on their car again. Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up
with them when he noticed the new sign read:
"TWO FALLEN ANGELS SEEKING PETER---$50.00