[wilf leek]

You boys are so vulgar - I take a day out to set out the stripes on my car and return to what???

Fartbrains??????
Bvtt Fvcking?????????
Lawyer baiting????????
Sizeist remarks?????????????

(Actually I rather liked the fartbrains one.)

Well, it just goes to show what happens when former colonies are allowed to develop their own "culture" (or what passes for one) instead of staying aligned with us refined originals in the mother of democracies. And I doubt the Queen is happy with you at all. In fact he told me so.

What you all need is a term or two at finishing school, like wot I dun.

Wilf