You are all wrong. I had a searingly hot curry last night (British national dish) and any under blanket movements were purely down to my digestive system processing it. It is a daunting task. The heat sensors would have been totally befuddled by this curry.
I did notice the covers were displaced this morning so it has to have been a very windy night. I noticed the cat left the room.
Hot curries are now recommended by our National Health Service as the very best way to give ones digestive tract a thorough work out. Who am I to argue?
Amy's bloomers are (relatively) unmolested - still being tested on the cat. They were for pvssy, were'nt they??
Wife has fallen off her pedestal and gone to see her mother. Means I can go out and buy bits for the car without her knowing. Should be out of the paint shop in a week or so - saw the stripes on this morning - looking good.
And Fartbrains, I can take any amount of teasing - I don't get pi**ed, I just get even.
Wilf
