[wilf leek]

Turk - the Indians in Britain have donated all their curry to us white trash. We now eat very little else. In fact the most popular dish, Chicken Tikka Massala, is actually unkown to folks of Asian descent.
Fish and Chip shop proprietors are pulling out their hair. It's a national disaster for them, their children have no shoes, and also the Chinese take-away proprietors, who provided our previous staple diet in the early 1990's.

Jamo - I am now practised in the art of eating curries - having dissolved several pairs of trousers (and underpants) during my apprenticeship in 1998, I now have (a semblance of) control of the appropriate sphincters. Amy's panties are safe, so long as the cat's worm pills don't have their usual effect.

However, ther are some warm beers (Bass draught springs to mind) which are actually highly efficient muscle relaxants masquerading as innocent bevvies.

U2driver - are you getting into this act as well?? Why does an Irish rockband need another driver?

Wilf