[bliss]

Grandma and Grandpa are sitting on the verandah of the old folk’s home rocking back and forth in their rocking chairs.
Grandpa rocks forward in his chair and says to Grandma, "F#*k you!"

Grandma rocks forward in her chair and says to Grandpa, "F#*k you too!"

Grandpa becomes very much excited and shouts, "F#*k you!" swinging more forward again.

Grandma remains graceful but leans forward and says, "F#*k you again."

This goes on. Finally Grandpa says, "You know something, Grandma, this oral sex thing ain't all it's cracked up to be."