[bliss]

Hey guys, so you’re camping out at your local “occupy” protest and through the smoky haze you spot the girl of your dreams. She’s absolute perfection with her purple mohawk, nose rings and unshaven legs. But you need a good pick up line! Here’s a few proven winners: 1) “What time do you get off not working?” 2) “Your parents’ basement or mine?” 3) “We have so much in common, I don’t know why I’m here either” 4) “You remind me of a female Janeane Garafalo” and my favorite 5) “Just got my Pell Grant & food stamps. LET’S PARTY!” Happy hunting!
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