[letsboogie351]

Two older friends were having lunch together,
and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery
The first woman said, "I need to be honest with you,
I'm getting a boob-job."
The second woman responded, "Oh, that's nothing.

I'm thinking of having my arsehole bleached!"
"Whoa," replied the first woman. "I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"