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Two Eastern European nuns were visiting New York City for the first time. As they strolled through Central Park, lunchtime came upon them and the first nun reminded the other that the Mother Superior recommended they try hot dogs for lunch.

They approached a street vendor and and each ordered a dog. After receiving their lunch they sat down on a nearby park bench. The first nun unwrapped her hot dog, looked at it, wrapped it back up and pitched it into the nearest trash can. Then she came back to the bench and asked the second nun “What part of the dog did YOU get?”