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Old 11-07-2011, 06:28 PM
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I have been in many places, but I have never been in Cahoots. Apparently you can't go there alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport. You have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my family, friends and those where I have worked.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump and I am not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense. It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart. At my age I need all of the stimuli I can get.
You'd probably enjoy being in Communicado - It's a really quiet little Mexican place (not far from Cognito) where you don't have to answer your phone or speak to anyone to whom you owe money, favors or explanations. In fact it's the perfect place to disappear to after you've been seen in Flagrante Delicto.
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