Two Aussie fellas in a locker room were taking a shower after their game of footy, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his bum!
If you don't mind my asking said the second, 'That cork looks uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?'
'I can't, lamented the first fella. 'It is permanently stuck in my bum.'
'I don't understand,' said the other, 'how on earth?'
The first fella says, 'I was walking along Russell Street, and tripped over an
oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke and a huge old man in Australian Flag attire, with a white beard and an Akubra hat appeared. He said, 'I am Captain Aussie, the Genie, I can grant you one wish.'
I said, 'No sh*t?'