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Occupy-worthy complaints.......

We always hear about problems with third world countries. What about the greatest social problems in first world countries?

"My hand is too fat to shove into the Pringles container so I have to tilt it."

"I didn't have a lousy childhood, so I can't turn my pain into art."

"I had too much food for lunch and now I'm tired."

"I forgot to bring my phone with me to the bathroom and I was bored the whole time."

"I'm kind of hungry, but my roommate has guests over so if I go into the kitchen I'll have to introduce myself."

"My laptop battery is low, but the charger is way over there."

"The Domino Pizza Tracker app is not working, so I don't know when to put my pants on."

"I can't hear the TV while I'm eating crunchy snacks."

"I'm trying to text while at a red light, but I keep making all the greens."

"My GPS made me drive through the ghetto."

"I have to find my own girlfriend because my culture doesn't practice arranged marriages."