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Old 11-12-2011, 10:47 AM
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My neighbors daughter is walking home from school yesterday, a car pulls alongside, a man ask her to go for a ride, he will give her a candy bar, no thanks....asks again, offers two candy bars, still no...one more time candy and coke, finally, she stops, looks at the man and says " look dad, YOU bought the Chevy, YOU ride in it !!!!"
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I woke up this morning, got dressed, and went in the kitchen where my wife was already fixing breakfast.

I looked to see what she was cooking, and I see one of my socks in the frying pan.

"What are you doing?" I asked her.

She said "I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed drunk," she replied.

Completely puzzled, I walked away thinking to myself "I don't remember asking her to cook my sock..."
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I thought this had to be fake — it’s real — I checked — just amazing

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