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Oh...this is gooood....and so true!
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Sorry....this one was deleted as it was a duplicate submitted by ERA535! 
With this many postings, there's bound to be some duplicates, but overall, this is the best thread I've ever started. I look forward to reading it each day, and several times throughout the day as I'm notified of new postings. You can't imagine what's going on in my life right now with caring for my father, my job, my twins, and everything else. This is a real 'tonic' for me each day.
Thank you, my friends! I appreciate the time each of you take to post your latest funny, and look forward to the next!
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