Now, there is such a thing as too big, right?
Chelsea Charms (Huge Boobs Interview) - 12/05/2011 - YouTube
Sounds you don't hear anymore....
1. remember the sound of a rotary dial telephone???
2. remember when tv stations would go off at night??? the star spangled banner would play@ then you would get the test pattern and loud static???
3. the sound of the rotary channel changer on the tv??? and most folks only got 3 channels??
4. the sound of the old cash registers???
5. the sound of the old flash bulbs in cameras???
6. the sound of the coins dropping into the old pay phones???
others-
LP Falling on a turntable
8 track changing trackes in my car stereo
A real ringing telephone. And a different ring depending on party line.
A real siren on police/fire/other emergency vehicles.
Oooga horns.
AM car radios.
Curb finders attached to the fenders and scraping the cement curbing.
The hang on the window speakers at drive-ins.
Stove top percolator gurgling.
Hand cranked egg beater.
Playing cards clothes pinned in the back wheel spokes of your bicycle.
Drag around the house canister vacuum.
"WSM" and Grand Ole Opry on Saturday night radio.
Wind up alarm clock with a real bell.
Ice Cream truck music coming down the block.
Real Church bells playing actual music from miles away.
That deep throated satisfying rummble from a big block Chevy with glass packs. (These little humming high RPM rice burners today just don't have the sound of a real race car to me ..... sorry)
An old worn out B&S engine mounted on a 2x4 wood frame with rope steering and Barney Flint type brakes. Remember the old motor so worn out it would run lean as hell and pop loud as a cherry bomb about every other revolution.
The happy squeal of 6-8 neighborhood kids who all working together had finally caught enough fireflies to be able to read a few words by their collective light through the jars.
The sound of a manual typewriter and the "ding" when it was time to hit the return arm to go back to the start.
That ding ding sound when you'd pull into a gas station
A coffee pot perking
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A drunk sees a man looking under the hood of his car. "Wassup?"says the drink.
The man says, "Piston broke." "Yeah," says the drunk. "Me, too."
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