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On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Jenny went straight round to visit her grandmother.
When she asked how her grandpa had died, her gran explained, "He had a heart attack during sex on Sunday morning.
"Horrified, Jenny suggested that having sex at the age of 94 was surely asking for trouble.
"Oh no," her gran replied, "we had sex every Sunday morning, in time with the church bells (in with the dings and out with the dongs)." She paused, and wiped away a tear.
"If it wasn't for that damn ice cream truck going past just as the church bells were ringing, he'd still be alive."
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Dan Wulff
I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.
(No doubt, most will blame it on the donuts.)
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
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