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A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So she
proceeded to find herself a rich 73 year old man planning to screw him
to death on their wedding night.
The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of
the half-century age difference. On the first night of her honeymoon,
she got undressed, and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to
come to bed.
When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a rubber to cover
his 12 inch erection, and he was carrying a pair of earplugs and a
pair of noseplugs.
Fearing her plan had gone amiss, she asked, "What are those for?"
The old man replied, "There are just two things I can't stand: the
sound of a woman screaming, ... and the smell of burning rubber!"
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Dan Wulff
I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.
(No doubt, most will blame it on the donuts.)
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
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