[Chad Johnson]

Osama and the Genie

Osama bin Laden was walking along the beach and his foot struck something in the sand and he stopped and dug out a bottle that was imbedded and he roughly rubbed off the sand. Once he realized it was only a bottle he was very disgruntled and roughly threw it back down into the sand. All at once, there was a bright flash, a loud "Poof" and a voice that proclaimed, "Hi, I'm a Genie, and I'm here to grant you one wish!"

Osama disgustedly kicked the bottle again. The Genie thought that wasn't very nice, but again repeated: "I'm your Genie and now that I have been released from the bottle I must grant you one wish."

Osama though for a minute and decided, why not? So, Genie, my wish is: "When I awaken tomorrow morning, I want to be in bed surrounded by three beautiful American women." The Genie said: "Your wish shall be granted.!"

The Genie thought and thought...he was not a nice man, but I must grant him his wish....

SO, NEXT MORNING, Osama awoke and looked around and, sure enough, there were three American women--Lorainna Bobbitt, Tanya Harding, and Hillary Clinton--BUT when he looked down: his pecker had been cut off, his knees had been crushed, and he had no health insurance!!!