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Literal advise




An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's
office. As he
Approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes Sir,
may we help
you?"
There's something wrong with my penis," he replied.
The receptionist became aggravated and said, "You
shouldn't Come into a crowded office and say things
like that."


"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,"
he said.
The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused
some
Embarrassment in this room full of people. You should
have said
there is there’s Something wrong with my ear or
something then you can discuss the problem further
with the doctor in private."


The man walked out, waited several minutes and then
reentered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled,
knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong
with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.