[bliss]

I was standing in a bar in Fort Worth and this little Japanese guy comes in and stands next to me.
Some time passed, and I said to him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?"
He says, "No, why the fluck you ask me dat, is it coz I Japanee?"
"No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, you slanty-eyed little prick."