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Old 02-15-2002, 06:23 PM
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Default 10 Important Tips on How to Avoiding Austin Traffic!
Dennis,

Ten little tips to help you guys avoid Austin traffic on Friday.

1. Leave Houston at 1:00 a.m. (on Tuesday)

2. Charter a helicopter

3. Snag a shuttle from the space center

4. Tell them you're with George W. ...

5. ... and you know where Dick Cheney's hiding

6. Buy a Humvee and go cross country

7. Steal a light rail train

8. Paint your car like a construction vehicle (including the orange cones)

9. Paint "Oklahoma Nuclear Waste Vehicle" on the side of your car

10. Have OJ drive you.

Be safe and See ya Friday.

Gregg H
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