[dave from mesa]

Michigan Hunting Laws

A Coloradan and a Michigander were hunting in the UP when
an illegal alien runs across the field.

The Michigander takes careful aim, shoots, and kills him.

"You can't do that!" cried the Coloradan.

"No, no, it's legal here in Michigan " replies the Michigander.

Later that night the Coloradan goes and buys some beer and
puts it on the roof of his truck to open the door.

Just then an illegal alien runs by, grabs the beer, and runs away.

The Coloradan thinks "No problem" draws his pistol, shoots, and kills him.

As he is getting his beer the police come and arrest him.

"But I thought it was legal to shoot illegal aliens here in
Michigan !" protests the Coloradan.

"Well yeah," says the cop, "but you can't use bait."