[Dave Samson]

Bush and Powell are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?"

The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"

And Bush says, "We're planning World War 3" And the guy says,

"Really? What's gonna happen?"

And Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Arabs and one
bicycle repairman."

And the guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!!!"

So Bush turns to Powell and says, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Arabs!"