[392cobra]

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely i can't look that old. Well, you'll love this one.

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.

I noticed his dds diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.

This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park high school .

Yes, yes, i did. I'm a mustang! He exclaimed with pride.

When did you graduate? I asked.

He answered, in 1964. Why do you ask?

You were in my class? I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.

Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled-faced, fat-assed, gray-haired, decrepit son-of-a-***** asked, what did you teach?