[CobraDan]

A man is driving down the Highway, When he see's a sign...."Oranges ANY FLAVOR 3 MILES AHEAD"
He keeps driving and see's another sign that says.."Oranges ANY FLAVOR 1 MILE AHEAD"
He gets to wondering and so pulls over at the Orange stand.
The man behind the counter says.."Can I help you?"
The driver says.."Yeah...your sign says Oranges any flavor. How can that be?"
The man says.."Pick a flavor and I gaurantee you, I have a Orange for it"
So the driver says.."Ok..Watermelon"
The man takes a Orange off a shelf and hands it to the driver. The driver bites into it and says.."WOW..Watermelon..How can this be?"
The man says .."pick another flavor make it a hard one" So the driver picks Peanut Butter and Jelly.
The man takes a Orange off the shelf and hands it to the driver. The driver bits into it and says.." It taste like Peanut Butter.." The man says.."Turn it around" So the driver turns it around and.."WOW..JELLY!"
"You can make millions with this...It's amazing"
The man behind the counter says..."OK..One more..This time make it REALLY REALLY hard."
So the driver thinks and thinks and says.."Pu$$y"
The man again gets a Orange off the shelf and hands it to the driver....the driver bits into it and says..."YUCK..Taste like sh!t!"
The man says..."TURN IT AROUND!!!!!!!"