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Old 02-15-2012, 11:17 AM
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If you've ever jumped out of a plane, you'll probably enjoy this one. If you have a fear of heights... you may want to skip this video. I'd pass on this one....

http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/u/u/...0365%26embed=1
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Guy dies and gets to the Pearly Gates. There are two gates to get into Heaven. One has a sign over it that says "For Men who's Wives tell them what to Do". There is a long , long, long line . So the man goes to the Gate that says "For Men Who Tell there Wives What to do." Nobody else is in line. St. Peter comes to the second gate and observes that the other line goes as far as the eye can see, but this guy is the only one in the second line. He asks the man to tell him how he managed that. The Guy replies; "Don't ask me. My wife told me to stand here."
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