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Old 03-14-2012, 03:58 PM
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Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.


Q: What does 'varicose' mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight




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