[CobraDan]

Subject: the Friendly Skys??
A jumbo jet is just coming into the Fort Myers Airport on it's final approach.
The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final
descent into Fort Myers. I want to thank you for flying with us today and I
hope you enjoyed your stay in Fort Myers." He forgets to switch off the
intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit.
The Co-pilot says to the pilot, " Well, Skipper, whatcha gonna do in
Fort Myers?"
Now all ears are listening to their conversation.
"Well," says the skipper, "First I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a
crap. Then I'm gonna take that new stewardess out for supper, you know, the
one with the huge boobs. I'm gonna wine her and dine her, take her back to
my room and put it to her all night."
Everyone on the plane is trying to get a look at the new stewardess.
She's so embarrassed that she runs from the back of the plane to try and get
to
the cockpit to turn the intercom off.
Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's handbag and down she
goes. The old lady leans over and says" "No need to run, dear, He's gotta
take a sh!t first."