[CobraDan]

A lady got a job at a Zenith TV factory. After a week passed, she noticed that everyone had a name-tag except her.
She went to her supervisor and asked why she did not have a name-tag yet.
The supervisor said, "You'll have to see the president for that."
The lady made an appointment and saw the president of the company.
She asked him why she did not yet have a name-tag.
The president stood up, unzipped his pants, let his thing flop out on the desk and said, "Young lady, do you see THIS? This here is QUALITY!
And here at the Zenith Corporation, QUALITY goes IN before the name goes on."