[CobraDan]

Wicked fast, I am old but we always have new people who have not heard the old ones.

A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his
watch for a moment.
The women notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies, "Q's just given me this state-of-the-art watch and I was
just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about
it?" Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
"The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not
wearing any panties..." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be
broken because I am wearing panties!"
Bond taps his watch and says, "Damned thing's an hour fast."