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Old 03-30-2012, 03:49 PM
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Guys here they are “ The rules for looking at Breasts”

1.If you are with a woman and the woman is your wife or girlfriend - now is not a good time to look.

2.If you are with your mother, girlfriends mother or grandmother (the key word here is mother) you don’t want to explain what your looking at so now is probably not a good time to look

3.If you are with your sister look all you want - but not at hers.

4.If you are with a female aquaintance use the dating rule - If you want to date her follow the wife rule. If you don’t want to date her follow the sister rule.

5.If you are with a male aquaintance this is your chance. Look all you want, feel free to make any comments you want.

Exemptions

You may purchase an exemption for the price of a dark pair of sunglasses(and Flowers if you’ve been caught)
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