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An Irish priest, Father O'Malley, was transferred to far Western Queensland.

One spring morning he rose from his bed and walked to the window of his bedroom,
and as he took a deep breath he noticed a donkey lying dead in the middle of his front lawn...
He promptly called the local police station...
The conversation went like this:
''Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?''
''And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann's Catholic Church. There's a donkey lying dead in me front lawn."
Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a
smirk, ''Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people
took care of The last rites!''
There was long silence after which Father O'Malley replied: ''Aye,
'tis Certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.''